There was this place
That I happened to walk into
It was located in Arizona
It was called the Berham Inn
I walked inside
I ordered myself a drink
When this young chap said
Welcome to the inn

The Berham Inn is the place to be
We got low prices and we have no weed
We have some whisky, and some vodka too
But just welcome to the inn

When I was relaxing
This gal came up to me
I said how you doing gal
She said quite fine
I said lets get a room
She said okay dude
But this other guy came to me
and said that is my gal

The Berham Inn is the place to be
We got low prices and we have no weed
We have some whisky, and some vodka too
But just welcome to the inn

I was challenged
By some ugly cowboy
I guess that was his gal
But I just got to throw down
I punched him in the face
Then kicked him in the groin
He was knocked out
And I stole his girl
So the moral of the story is
If your a high dude
You can get hooked up
with a bickering prude

The Berham Inn is the place to be
We got low prices and we have no weed
We have some whisky, and some vodka too
But just welcome to the inn